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Dean Tomlinson

Has Skypark Steve Started Moonlighting?


Posted by Dean Tomlinson

We in the office are all avid watchers of Top Gear and we enjoyed last Sunday’s episode very much, however we noticed something all too familiar about the “new stig”. We had invited Steve out for drinks on Sunday as is customary within the company; however he made up some very rushed and incoherent excuses before leaving on Friday.

Given what the papers have been saying about this new Stig’s identity we have our suspicions that Steve could be the man. Top Gear Presenter Jeremy Clarkson quipped that the new Stig ‘comes up to my legs and makes Richard Hammond look like a giant…all the good racing drivers these days are very small’, They don’t get much smaller than our Steve.

We are planning an internal investigation into the validity of our theory, however we have an artist’s conception of what we think is going on.